#how does XY know about pancakes

[kettledemon]

maybe in another life

[vanessakharbudon]

XX and XY

Male and Female

Warning ⚠️

Before you throw your stones at me, read the entire piece and think for yourself without hiding behind what your company of useless friends think about something.

We need to talk about this as it is very important to the foundations of society. I am concerned about the radicalisation around the whole sex/gender idealogy. It is an attempt to erase the differences between men and women.

Ask yourself how has this idealogy helped you especially in your dealings with each other. Being a lonely bitter drunk in your 30s is not a price to be won.

No matter how many surgeries you have or pills you pop, if your mind is not healed, you will still be back at square one - the suicidal rates as per current data don't drop because you made external changes. When you are broken in your soul, it means you are sick on the inside. No amount of injections, surgery and pills can heal you. Your soul needs to get well first.

Slapping on a pancake make-up face, frolicking in a dress, flip flopping in heels, acting like a bimbo with exaggerated mannerisms of drag caricature and labelling that a woman is a grievous disservice to womankind. It is trying to appropriate womanhood albeit by displaying fickle airhead whimsical demeanour. To add insult to injury, demand that this kind be treated in the same way, at par, on the same level as that of biological women.

Do trans women deserve human rights?

Obviously! It's a no brainer.

On that note...especially before June...

Trans women are not women. They are trans. NOT THE SAME.

Are they deserving of love and opportunities?

Absolutely yes!!! But that does not mean they get to come into women spaces and demand to be treated as women. That's appropriation (since this word is being thrown around a lot) and wrong.

You are born with either XY or XX.

If your corpse is dug up 100 years from now, there will only be XY or XX to help with identification - male or female. You will be identified as one or the other. No archeologist, forensic pathologist, doctor or x-ray machine will ask the corpse for its pronouns and preferred sex first.

Does nature throw up anomalies?

These intersex anomalies fall within the two binaries of male and female. Anomalies do not become the norm.

I do want to point out that chopping off healthy organs does not count as anomalies. Anomalies in your genitalia occur in nature because of a malfunctioning in the genetic code - not via the surgeon's knife or injections.

The XY and XX chromosomes are embedded in our genetic code. Even intersex people are born with either one and usually have one type of genitalia being more prominent.

➡️Remember that even the slightest change in one of our 46 chromosomes causes an anomaly which results in sickness and disease.

⚠️When we play around with biology, shit happens. Ask the GMO cartel and the Wuhan unit.

Addendum:-

If you're spinning on the woke ideology axis, the definitions for the following have not been laid out. To truly stand for something, you need to know what you're standing for.

So, I ask along with millions of us who want to know:

🏹What is a woman?

🏹What is a man?

🏹What is sex?

🏹What is gender?

🏹What are the differences?

🤔If there are none, then we can scrap away women's rights, women's health, women's spaces and all other women centric agencies.

Personal observation:

Why is it that men who want to become women go overboard with their dresses, heels, makeup and mannerisms in what falls within bimbo female behaviour?

A big majority of women do not dress nor do they slap on a kilo of make-up on their faces.

An observable phenomenon here: those men trying to become women, proceed to dress and act in what is considered to be female characteristics. The same pattern is noticed in women trying to become men.

It is observed that the changes made are still within the paradigm of the traditional male-female scope of behaviour.

Isn't this reinforcing what we all know to be a biological fact? Male and female only options?

No matter how hard one tries to be "other than", their physiological structure along with their behaviour still displays either one of the heteronormative mould. It is rather self-defeating to try and defy biology.

Why only top and bottom surgeries? Specifically only the two options that nature provides.

This gender reassignment surgery has only two options: male or female. Contradictory much? Gender is not the same as sex. Then why offer only two options? Why only alter the parts that are specifically male and female?

If being a woman or a man is just a feeling - i.e. "I feel like...", then surgery is not needed. One does not need surgery that mutilates a healthy body only in those specific regions of the body that actually differentiate between the two sexes.

Very binary if you ask me🤔

How do you help someone who is afflicted with anorexia, alcoholism, or drug addiction? Do you give in to their fantasies?

We know that they need mental help not diet pills, a bottle nor cocaine.

Why can't we treat people afflicted with gender dysphoria/body dysmorphia similarly?

How are irreversible procedures within the scope of care?

Chopping off healthy parts of the body falls within compassion?

Purposely "concealing" the full extent and side effects of these procedures by presenting only the unicorns and rainbows is deception (read lies).

Do these patients understand that their bone density will get affected, and not in a good way?

Have they been made aware that they can only get the outside genitalia changed and that too it won't function as well as the one nature gave them?

⚠️One such example of post surgery effects: daily dilation. Biological women don't need to dilate themselves. The synthetic one does not self lubricate.

No-one can give you eggs, sperm, uterus, ovaries, fallopian tubes and functioning male nuts. Nope. Go and ask these doctor/activists for the reality.

Isn't this cruel - Dr Mengele style Frankenstein experiments with no well founded data to actually show the decline in suicide rates and the long-term effectiveness of these procedures?

Opps! Big Pharma found another way to get a generation dependant on medication and therapy 🤑🤑🤑 Plus get a chunk of people sterilized (that's what happens when you get bottom surgery - and no puberty blockers and the surgeries are not reversible. Ask the detransitioners who are suffering from the side effects and who will do so for life).

Ask yourself:-

Why are there laws that do not allow you to drive a car till you're 18?

Would you trust a 5 or a 16 year old who identifies as a pilot to actually sit in the cockpit and pilot the aircraft?

➡️Children should be encouraged and disciplined to do well in their education, so they can be financially independent as adults while being emotionally stable and mature.

A medicated zombie is dependant, making them easy to manipulate and control.

Compassion is not handing diet pills to the anorexic nor a case of vodka to the alcoholic.

Care and compassion is affirming and reaffirming the truth of how loved, valued and wonderful a person simply is just because the glorious heavenly Father made them in His image - and He does not make mistakes.

➡️They should be encouraged to get mental help and not be pushed into the operation theatre. They should be told the truth, not "made to feel better" by agreeing with their delusions.

🤔Would you help an anorexic patient by agreeing with their delusions? Would you push them to get liposuction?

⚠️Woke ideology actually screams into people's minds that something is wrong with them - specifically their skin colour, their race, their sex/gender is wrong.

⏩It attacks a person's identity. It does not offer permanent solutions to heal the soul and mind where the problem is rooted in. Mutilating your body will not heal your unwell mind.⏪

💜For those struggling with gender dysphoria/ body dysmorphia: you are loved and valued by your heavenly Father. Your body is not a mistake. If you think something is off with your body, those are lies the enemy of your soul has spoken to you. ➡️Don't believe those lies about who you really are - a beloved child of God made in His image 👑👸🏻🤴🏻

[phoinexboi]

Sorry I just decided to put this out but it's much easier to analyze this episode in the English dub after a day long break:

SO HERE WE GO!

(Warning some of this is opinionated)

MIRACULOUS ILLUSION REVIEW!

The episode is longer than usual about a minute longer.

The voice actors have gotten more dramatic this Season. A note might be Alec, Mr. Damocleus and XY. Especially Dennis (Damocleus) because he sounds like an 80's cartoon character now-

In the dub the "Daddy" and "Papa" thing is translated into "Dad" which is better than "Daddy" but "Papa" would be nice...

Gabriel cooks French toast instead of pancakes-

Marinette's talking to Adrien without stuttering. This is a real shocker.

Marinette's comrade name is Comrade Béchamel but later in the episode there's an error where she's called "Ketchup" which is Nino's comrade name (Also Alya is Mustard s'cute! ☺️)

Gabriel is being so fake this episode.

Gabriel traumatized Adrien so heccing much to the point Adrien instantly felt guilty and scared for splattering the spaghetti on his suit

Alya’s deadpan voice when she goes into the class- 💀🥲 "Whoops I'm so clumsy... 😑"

KWAMI ABUSE! FRICCIN' KWAMI ABUSE!!! TRIXX IS FOR KID'S NOT GROWN ADULTS GABRIEL!

Poor Trixx

Both transformations are shown. It's a nice little thing I didn't pay much attention to in the French Dub

Gabriel had the most dramatic illusion but not as dramatic as the French dub

I like the French dub though-

So you can see the "magic lightning bolt" Nino was talking about later in the actual shot (how did they fall for that-)

Gabriel (his illusion) apologies to Emilie for being a failure father

"I'VE BEEM GIVEN THE POWER OF TELEPORTION NOW I WILL BE ABLE TO TRAP THEM!" So extra...

"SPOTS ON! YEAH!"

Nino is trying to be so helpful 🥺

"Comrade Ketchup at your service Cat Noir and Ladybu-"

The fight with the illusion is cool

So by now the Collector has been "akumatized" 3 times now.

Gabriel casually explains to the kwami's how he's not gonna fail or tire out because now that he's melted the miraculous he can aquire up to 5 powers at once because he knows they're hoping for him to fail.

Gabriel grants himself the power of invisibility. And let me get this straight you're telling me there's no kwami of invisibility?! Kwami of discretion maybe?

The Lucky Charm is shredded cheese. I only payed attention this time when Chaton said "Plagg would be happy". I think this is the first time they randomly bought him up in mid-battle.

The voyage actually worked probably because the real Gabriel actually used it mid-fall

"There's nothing VISIBLE" -Ladybug 2017

Gabriel dramatically falls-

Gabriel detransformed and they all had a cute moment. Unfortunately this is Gabriel we're talking bout.... so it's all fake-

Why did Alya apologize- she was right what they did was totally wrong. Normally I'd hate her Mammy activity but GIRL!

Nino's so weird around Mr. Agreste

"That's some awesome sauce" LOL Chat Noir I can't!!!

Gabriel and Adrien's family relationship is adorable.... BUT IT'S ALL FAKE!!!

Comrades.... UNITE!

I love Lila but why is she here... why is Alya allowing this...

I just realized this why does Alya still have her Trixx belt bag? To refrain from suspicion or is this just something the animators got too used to-

"Having freinds is like having superpowers" sounds like something Rose would say

Gabriel's plan was... genius actually-

There was a lot of confusion at the post-endcard scene when the episode first came out. It's just Gabriel talking to Tomoe about how they fooled Ladybug and Chat Noir so that they can never figure it out at this point. Tomoe literally just says "Very well. Gabriel-San." MENACINGLY 💀

Overall I'd give the episode a 7/10. It was really fun and set up quite a few things for the season!

[iamfallinforeverything]

Prisoner (2/2)

So it took me longer than i expected to write the second part, but last week was really stressful and this week I just needed time for myself. I’m sorry it took so long but here it is finally. Thank you so much for waiting.  Also I think I could do another part of this if you guys want to and are interested in that. I don’t know how t do this thing veryone does where you just have to click on Part xy and you get to that part but here hopefully the link to the first part pf Prisoner: https://iamfallinforeverything.tumblr.com/post/185961443538/prisoner-12

And i though I just tag some people who maybe wanted to read the second part: @x5sosxfangirl @waywardtimemachinejellyfish 

Summery: You finally get the love of your life back but it took a different turn.

Warnings: swearing, a lot of time laps

It’s been some time since Bonnie and I stranded here. There were three things that we already knew:

1. We were the only ones that were living here in this Mystic Falls. 2. The 10th May 1994 repeated itself day after day and the recurring eclipse of     the sun was a proof for this. 3. Slowly it got fucking boring.

Everyday was the same. Every-damn-day. Bonnie and I decided to live in the Salvatore House. It was a nice, big house and the 1994 Version was nearly the same as the 2013 one. Besides, Salvatores have always had good whiskey in their house.

I was making some pancakes for Bonnie and me, when she finally came back from wherever she was. She had a Teddybear and a grimoire in her hands.

“What is that?”, I asked and pointed towards the stuffed animal. 

“Miss Cuddles. I’ve lost her when I was 9, but I went into my house yesterday and there she was. And I also found this”, Bonnie lifted the grimoire a little bit up, “in my gram’s house. Her old grimoire“, she smiled.

“Great. Hopefully it will help finding out where we are and how we can leave. And also I found this”, i held a bottle of bourbon up, “Damon drank it last year when Alaric died.”

“So everything that existed here in 1994 stills exists.”, concluded Bonnie.  

“Seems so.”, I answered and flipped the pancakes.

“So, there was a time where I couldn’t practice magic and this grimoire tought me alot. Maybe I can reteach myself.”, Bonnie shared her thoughts.

“Maybe. But that assumes that you’re still a witch and we don’t know that.”

“But it’s worth a shot.”

“Definitely.”

I put a few pancakes on a plate and gave it to Bonnie. Also I gave her the part with the crossword puzzle form the newspaper that I found infront of the Salvatore house.

“Try that. Helps against boredom.”, I said.

“Thanks. I’m sure it will be alot of fun doing a crossword puzzle form 1994.”, Bonnie rolled with her eyes.

“Worth a shot.”, I smiled while I was putting a few pancakes on a plate for myself.

I sat myself next to Bonnie and started to eat my pancakes.

“Alright. What’s a seven-letter word for…”, Bonnie said to herself but stopped when everything became dark.

The daily solar eclipse. And after that the day just went on.

~~

Two month later and Bonnie was still trying to figure out the crossword puzzle. She couldn’t find the answer to some of them, one being “an old tongue twister Eddie turned Top 40″. I didn’t knew the answer either.

~~

The time flew by and soon enough Bonnie and I were stuck here for a couple of months now. We had distanced ourselfes a little from eachother but we were still eating Breakfast and Dinner together. After so much time together we were getting on eachothers nerves and we needed some time for ourselfes, but every morning and every evening we sat together atthe dining table and ate together.

On one particular evening I was looking over Bonnies crossword puzzle and noticed that she solved one of the lines she had trouble with.

“Oh, you solved 27 acroos.”, I said.

“I wish. 27 across is a rock I am pushing up an endless mountain.”, Bonnie answered.

I read: “An old tongue twister Eddie turned Top 40. Eddie Vedder. Pearl Jam. Yellow Ledbetter.”

Bonnie looked at me confused. She took the newespaper out of my hands and looked over the line.

“Are you messing with me?”, Bonnie asked skeptical.

“No. Why should I?”, I answered.

“Y/N, I didn’t finished this.”

I frowned and looked at the crossword puzzle again. The line was filled in.

“I didn’t finished it either.”, I assured.

We looked at eachother for a while and then Bonnie said: “We’re not alone here.”

~~

The following day Bonnie and I went grocery shopping. We were walking through the store and talked about the possipility of not being alone. And then Bonnie stopped suddenly.

“Pork rinds.”, she said.

“What the fuck are you talking about?”, I asked and turned around to look at her.

“There were pork rinds here, on this shelf. There have been pork rinds here on very shopping trip we’ve had for the past four months.”

Silently I looked at the shelf and tried to remember what was usually on it. But then there was new sound. One we’ve never heard here before.

“You hear that?”, Bonnie asked.

“Yes, loud and clearly.”, I answered.

I let go of the shopping card and went outside with Bonnie. Outside the store was a kids carousel. It was turning and playing music.

“What does that mean?”, I asked as I watched the carousel.

“It means that there is hope.”, Bonnie answered and smiled.

“How is another person supposed to bring hope?”, I asked suspicious.

“It means that this isn’t our personal hell. I means that Grams put us here. And if Grams put us here, there’s a way out.”

“Makes sense. Kind of.”, I admitted.

We walked over the parking lot and something caught my eye.

“Damons car.”, I said and smiled.

I let myself in, reached into the glove compartment and pulled the spare key out. I started the engine and my smile grew wider.

“Why is Damons car here? Did he left it here 1994?”, Bonnie asked.

“I don’t know. I didn’t knew the Salvators back then. I’m just happy that I know where this Idiot left his spare key.”

“Do you think it would be unlikely for Damon to leave his car here?”

“Yes. I mean, what does he want to do in a grocery store anyway? He dosen’t need groceries.”

“So, that would stand to reason that someone put his car here.”

I nodded. Someone was definitely here with us. We were not alone. And then I saw a figure walking through the shadows. And it wasn’t Bonnie.

“Did you saw that?”, Bonnie asked.

“Yes, I have.”, I answered and got out of the car.

Another shadow fluttered by.

“Come on, let’s go look for our roommate.”, I said and walked in the direction where the last shadow came from.

“It was behind the pick up.”, Bonnie said.

“No. It was infront of it.”

“Are you sure?”, Bonnie asked.

“Yes.”, I simply answered.

We looked around the parking lot but there wasn’t another shadow flying by or any other unusual sounds. 

“Maybe it was just imagination.”, I said after a while where we were just looking around. 

“No. The carousel dosen’t turn on by itself.”, Bonnie answered and kept looking around. 

“Perhaps it was a technical difficulity. Why should there be another person here?”

“Here is someone else Y/N! I’m not blind or deaf. I heard something and I definitely didn’t fill in the crossword puzzle.” 

“Maybe you just can’t remember doing it. Maybe we’re just going crazy from being stuck here.” 

“NO! I know what I’ve saw and I’m not crazy!”, Bonnie answered angrily and stormed off. 

“That’s what a crazy witch woud say.”, I breathed heavily. 

I went back into the grocery store. I wanted to end our shopping because we still needed some stuff. I just added a bottle of cheap whiskey to it.  I opened the bottle outside the store and took a sip. Immediately it started to burn in my throat and i dropped the bags. I caughed and put a hand on my cheast. I dropped to the floor and caughed even more. Who the fuck puts vervain into a fucking bottle of whiskey in this hell? Bonnie? But she wasn’t even here and last week the whiskey was fine.  Everything burned inside of me. Everything was on fire and I couldn’t breathe properly. If I catch this asshole I’m going to fucking kill him by drowning him in vervain. I rolled onto my back and kept caughing. The sun was burning more just because of this fucking vervain making me weaker.  And then I saw the shadow again. It was hovering over me. I couldn’t see who or what it was because of the sun burning in my eyes. 

“I’m sorry darling, but you’re just a means for the purpose.”, the shadow said and lifted it’s arm.

I saw that it had something in their hands and soon enough I knew what it was. A fucking piece of wood was slammed into my stomach which made me groan.

“You fucking asshole. When I catch you you’re going to wish that you died a long time ago.” 

“I doubt that darling.” 

I knew this voice. I knew it but I just couldn’t put a face to it. The last time that I’ve heard it must have been a long time ago.  The shadow, or person, above me pulled the piece of wood back out, just to ram it right back into another place of my stomach. The stupid vervain was still weaking me. Just a few more minutes and it would were off.  The person pulled the wood out again and started to stab me again, but I rolled over and quickly got up into a defensive position. 

“What the fuck do you want from me?”, I asked. I still couldn’t see their face. 

“Oh darling, I told you already.”, the person answered and slowly some memories flowed into my mind. 

I knew this voice. I knew who used to call me darling. I knew who pronounced it like that. But that wasn’t possibly. He was gone.  My arms sunk down and I tried my best to look the person in their face but the sun was still blocking my way. 

“You know darling, I’m kinda offended that you don’t recognize me.”, they laughed and came a little bit closer. 

It was impossible. That has to be my mind playing tricks on me. He couldn’t be here.  I shook my head and took a step backwards. 

“Well darling, I’m not quit done yet, so please forgive me for doing that.” 

The person lifted it’s arm again and threw the wood in my direction, but I quickly catched it and let it fell down to the ground. Meanwhile the person grabbed the bottle of whiskey that fell to the ground earlier and threw it infront of my feet. It shattered into little pieces and a lot of them hit my skin. The liquid that hit my skin burned as well and I screamed in surprise. I fell back down to my knees which started to burn as well since I dropped into the liquid that was filled with vervain. 

“Leave her alone!”, I heard Bonnie scream and relief filled my body. 

Usually I wasn’t so weak but something was different about this person. Just their presence made me weaker. And there was only one person who was capable of doing this. 

“The useless one is here. Thank God. I’ve watched you try to do magic for months now. What are you gonna do, fail at me? It’s embarrassing. I’m embarrassed for you.”, the person said. 

I looked behind them and saw Bonnie. She nodded at me and I tried to get back up but I was just so weak. 

“And you my little darling. So weak.” 

I didn’t doubt it anymore. I was him. It could only be him. I’ve never heard someone else talk so damn evil and arrogant. And I knew he would kill me just because he could and just because it would help him. I needed to leave.  Bonnie was still standing behind him. She was still giving me signs to get up and leave. 

“You know Bonnie, you could save your little friend. If you wouldn’t be such a failure.”, he said and his smile got even wider. 

How could I still love him so much? How could I still feel the urge to protect him?

“Y/N run!”, Bonnie said loudly and I did.

I got up and ran a few meters away. I could hear how Bonnie was saying a spell and I knew what would happen and then my brain just turned off. 

“NO!”, I screamed and ran back to them and pushed him out of the fire.

“Bonnie stop!”, I said and looked at her pleadingly.

“Why would you do that?”, she asked back. 

I let go of him and just looked at the floor. It embarressed me that I still tried to save what we once had, even after everything what had happend. 

“Because she is still so damn inlove with me.”, he smiled widely and walked a few steps in Bonnies direction. 

“Excuse me, where are my manners? I’m Kai.” 

[ultraericthered]

While I’m at it, here’s a post about the episodes of the Sun & Moon series thus far, also a high point for Team Rocket in the anime, in which the TRio’s roles and portrayal weren’t so hot and they probably should’ve been traded out for the Team Skull trio. This series is set to have 138 episodes total, and of the two years so far, TR have had only 7 off episodes - 2 in Year 1 and 5 in Year 2. A great sign that speaks of how well they’re usually handled here.

Getting The Band Back Together! - This was one episode of this series’ first year where I just felt no enjoyment or sense of specialness from their part in it, which felt as generic and overdone as Pokemon theft attempts by TR get, with their antics hearkening back to the Johto formula and them acting more childish than usual. But the most jarring part is that Meowth spends most of his time here dressed like a rapper, which calls to mind Team Skull and makes me think this plot would’ve been more suited for them. Some might argue that the Team Skull trio shows up in the next two episodes, so featuring them thrice in a row might be overkill. But here’s the thing - we have them in two episodes straight, then one Sophocles-centric episode without them, and then they show up again at the start of the episode after that one! They pop up a lot at this point anyway, so why not give them another appearance? 

Mounting An Electrifying Charge! - They weren’t godawful but their part here, like the entire episode itself, was just a much weaker rehash of the superior Pokemon Pancake Race episode. Couldn’t we have had the Team Skull Trio here in place of TR and those other jerks?

Let Sleeping Pokemon Lie! - The TRio just had one scene in the previous episode that closed out their part in the Nebby arc. Giving them one scene again in this episode was needless, it had no bearing on the actual story, and it set up information and character goals that ended up doing more harm than good for the characters in the following episodes.

Getting A Jump On The Competition! - Why did Jessie enter this snowboarding competition? Why was TR here at all, especially if they were gonna get Bewear’d off without having even exposing themselves or trying anything? What did their presence accomplish that some other antagonists couldn’t? In fact, this kind of set-up felt like it’d lend itself better to Team Skull, as making trouble in legalized sports and contests is something they’d do.

Smashing With Sketch! - Almost literally the exact same thing as the above, only with Ping Pong instead of snowboarding! If the writers were insistent on keeping Ilima for another episode, then Tupp’s grudge against him was already established so you might as well have him and his Team Skull pals strike back. They’re way more fun antagonists than ugly Ikari.

Sours for the Sweet! - This plot with TRio seeing Mallow’s family diner as competition to their Malasada shop was already done back in the Oranguru episode, and it’s far worse here since it doesn’t really amount to anything, making it feel like the TR bits could’ve been cut from this episode without anything really changing. Plus, for some reason they were leaning a bit too close towards their old Flanderization, especially Jessie with her enlarged head raging.

Dance Dance Evolution! - The fuck was with them here? What motivated them to pursue this one Pokemon with such passion? What was their scheme here even meant to achieve? Why are they almost like their crazy, dumbed down XY selves? Why did they crossdress for the first time in Arceus knows when just to waste it on a single moment of this episode? And what does Tsareena have against Meowth anyway? Again, could’ve and should’ve been a Team Skull plot done in a much different way that would better service Stenee’s evolution.

[tumblunni]

okay im gonna just try and write down all my damn pokemon i can remember from every generation fuck fuck i know i could never get ALL OF THEM cos it was at least 100 each gen but i can hopefully remember my main teams??

~ Sun and Moon Team ~

Pulcinella the male Primarina (Egotistical smarmy jerk-with-a-heart-of-gold celebrity boy) Herald the female Mimikyu (nice grandma + amateur newspaper reporter, sends them back to the other ghosts at the thrifty megamart) Charlene the female Golisopod (never really thought of a personality for her? I didnt originally intend to use her but then she was really good and i love golisopod’s design?? so i just named her randomly after charon cos wimpod is kinda shaped like his hair, lol) (i think maybe one of those cowardly characters who’s brave when she needs to protect her friends? like eduardo from foster’s home for imaginary friends) Suspenders the female Lurantis (stoic samurai type, but also very sweet, naive and a little ditsy. easily gullible to pulcinella’s pranks cos she just takes everything seriously with samurai honor.) Ampere the female alolan Raichu (sweet mom friend of the group, makes everyone pancakes and mitigates all the conflicts. you’d think herald would outrank her in mumsiness but she’s more like the eccentric grandma who encourages her kids to misbehave, lol) Sherbet the male Muk (super chipper cuddly little toddler type fella who luv and support he friends) (OH GOD i caught a shiny muk in bw2 and i was gonna say they were cousins and i was so excited to have them finally meet.. aaaa... T_T) (THE COUSIN IS NAMED NOUGAT AND HE IS ALSO A SUPER CHIPPER CUDDLY BABY AND NOW HIS WHOLE FAMILY IS FUCKIN DEAD) (god that gives him a plotline to differentiate him from his alolan version but GEEZ i didnt want it to happen like that...)

and honorary member Neopolitan the Kadabra who was on the team early on but got replaced with Charlene cos when SuMo first came out there was a dumb glitch that prevented kadabra from learning one move in its learnset and it was just STUCK WITH NO ATTACKING MOVES FOR 20 LEVELS GEEZ but neopolitan was still a supportive friend yes possibly personality like that monk robot guy from overwhetch?

also honorary member: that leavanny that my friend Beezah traded me and i spent ages training it up to level 80 to rematch her and i NEVER GOT TO DO IT I think his name might have been cedric?? or some other c name??

~ X and Y Team ~

Didnt really think of personalities for these ones or have any big attatchment to them, except that the game came out on my birthday by some strange coincidence. funny how we’ve gone from that to losing games on my birthday! the xy birthday was like the only time my birthday hasnt been GIANT MISFORTUNE in the last seven years, and the only time i managed to meet up with any irl friends and have some sort of a party. so i guess i’ll remember that fondly about XY even though the story was possibly my least favourite in the series.

Namaqua the male Greninja Jayus the male Aromatisse (named for an OC of mine at the time, who’s also my steam handle!) Dwedd the female Gourgeist (who was actually my most powerful pokemon in sun and moon competitive?? god im gonna miss her now)

and I’m seriously struggling to remember if there were any others :P

~ ORAS Team ~

I played both versions of this so my team was kinda huger? Still not super memorable as a generation, tho. one of the ones im least depressed about but more depressed than xy. but still depressed about all of them. AAAAA

York the female Blaziken Roquefort the female Swampert (a duo! i played with both of them as my starters cos i only played a little bit of alpha sapph before switching to omega rube for the main playthru. i just love tabitha!) (oh and they were named for some of my ocs at the time.) Wesley the male Charizard (actually got him in XY but never used him there) Seraphim the female Salamence (REALLY sad about this one cos she was a gift from my friend Zoe whom i’ve now lost contact with, same one who gave me the birthday party when xy came out, same one who traded me like EIGHTY OTHER POKEMON ACROSS ALL MY GAMES and LITERALLY SAVED MY LIFE ONCE and WAS AN AMAZING PERSON) Nick the female Gyarados (also traded from zoe. it was named after her fish who died :< I LET HER DOWNNNNNNNN) Tanka the female Gardevoir (just a shoutout to the one i had back when i first played the original rse as a kid, but lost along the way. it was also my username and the name of like forty different ocs for every fandom i had as a kid? i just thought it was a cool word. its the name of a type of poem i heard in class once) Pascal the female Ludicolo (Only one who i gave any sort of personality to. I kinda liked her so much she was more like my starter? i felt like she was a super chill badass. repurpose all those old chuck norris memes for pascal!) Lockjaw the female Banette and Hex the male Mismagius (actually pokemon i made as ocs for a team galactic fanfic i never wrote. usually i make pokemon ocs based on mons i caught, but these ones i went out and caught them to match the story. spent so long chaining mons to find a story-fitting nature for lockjaw that i stumbled onto a shiny shuppet along the way?? i was like “fuck but that isnt what i asked for, but i’ll take it anyway” XD) (oh and i named the shiny shuppet Chuckie) (oh and lockhjaw and hex were meant to be the rest of charon’s pokemon team to give him enough for a decent boss battle)

~ BW Team ~

Anotehr generation i didnt really enjoy? honestly there was a large gap between sinnoh and sun and moon where none of the main plots grabbed me. i still enjoyed the gameplay and the increased graphics for all the cool areas and stuff, tho! im just a plot lover so SuMo bumped the series back up from “just consistantly good” to “the best game ever�� But strangely enough I did get really attatched to these guys, even if i didnt really think up personalities and backstories for all of them

Shogunkora the male Samurott (Back when i was in highschool i drank so much caffeine it was like a running joke i was ‘that cola kid’ so i just named my starter after a dumb attempt at ‘cola in a japanese accent’. Ugh, past-me!) (But Shogunkora was actually a casuality long before this! I lost him during the time i was transferring pokemon using a friend’s BW cartridge. I actually had to sell my BW game cos i was preparing to run away from my abusive parents and live in a homeless shelter. Thankfully i did indeed survive that! i had to pick on only one game to keep and of course it was sinnoh. But then i ended up losing the cartridge when i moved house and then finding it earlier this year and then causing me to buy bw2 and put the sun cartridge down and.. well, you know the rest.) Boku the female Leavanny (named as an in-joke cos my roselia was Ore in sinnoh. also a casualty who got lost in that hectic transfer.. alas...) Alviss the male Roggenrola (I was very fond of that pun. He managed to survive, and i even got to pet him in sun and moon! I miss him... gahh.. he survived so much and it was all for nothing...) Flint the male Lampent (i only just finally was able to evolve him in sun and moon, thanks to beezah’s help! i miss him tooooo... fuckkkk...)

~ DPPT Team ~

THE GOLDEN ONES god that was back when i was so extra into pokemon, aaa it legit helped me survive thru abusive dad times i got so atattched to sinnoh and all of these lil guys... fuckkkk...

Ore the male Roserade (Personality was like a cheerful and goofily oblivious typical shonen action hero, but like.. eight. He had a sad backstory where he was befriended by a kind old blind human back when he was a wild pokemon, and then some sort of tragedy burned down the forest and killed both that human and all of his family. And also burned off his hands. I mean, he’s a plant so he can grow those flowers back, but it was still super traumatic. So he took up his trainer’s sword in his burnt off hand stumps and promised to avenge him, and thus gained a magical girl style transformation into a human, somehow...??) (the theme for this party was ‘gijinkas’ and i thought it would be cool if there was a different reason behind it for everyone. he was the more magical type.) (oh and he really liked sandwiches) (oh and he was comic relief a lot cos he was a pokemon who turned into a human instead of vice versa. like ariel in the little mermaid where she combs her hair with the fork. HOW DOES HUMAN WORK) Mangos the female shiny Luxray (traded to me by another best friend that i lost touch with long ago, Clash. I miss her too, it sucks that now all i have is one well-protected drawing of an oc she gave me in high school to remember her by..) (anyway, Mangos fit into this random plotline by being the opposite to Ore. she was a human who got turned into a half-pokemon through an evil genetic experiment. And she balanced him out by being an ultra stern and serious mom figure. She was actually a policeman as a human, so she kicked a lot of ass!) (I know that this whole serious personality doesnt really fit with a name like mangos but shiny luxray looks like mangos) Zene the male Infernape (another shonen hero type comic relief guy?? but he was a teenager and comparatively buff, i guess? i didnt realize these two were so samey despite being opposite elements lol. i guess just the difference is that zene did more comic relief and ore did more cuteness factor) (he was also the least developed one in terms of backstory for being in this half-pokemon heroes team. I just knew that he was some sort of martial artist trainee who wanted to be the best, and that was still his goal after he got superpowers, rather than actually saving the world and all. he’d always recklessly get into fights and have no sense of danger, just HEY THAT THING LOOKS DEADLY LEMME PROVE IM DEADLIER) (oh but i did think way too much about how the law would work in this situation?? like, he was depressed and ended up joining this travelling group cos he got banned from the martial arts tournement he was in. having pokemon superpowers would put him at an unfair advantage.) (oh, i think actually his powers were just genetic or something? like it was a mystical power his whole family line had, but he was an orphan so he didnt know until he hit puberty and started breathing fire. but comedically he thought it was because he ate a magical riceball instead. “it was supernaturally yummy!”) Gaspar the male Haunter (Actually came from that one memorable trollish trade in sinnoh where that lady offers you a haunter and it doesnt evolve into gengar, DAMN YOU. i was determined to love him forever to spite her!) (oh and he eventually did evolve into gengar in xy due to a friend trade and me forgetting to tell her not to evolve him. i’d gotten really attatched to him as a haunter so i was sad for a while before realizing it was dumb and that i might have made my friend think i was mad at her?? thankfully we worked it all out!) (Gaspar’s gijinkaness was literally just... i Died.) (He was a human from the 1920s or something who died horribly and came back as a ghost to avenge his own death. but then after he avenged it he continued to exist, and he floated around aimlessly for a long time before learning to appreciate his second chance and form a new life and a new family. He was like the goofy sitcom dad of the team!) (oh, and he liked candy. i still maintain the headcanon that all ghost pokemon like sweet things!)

~ RSE Team ~

These guys actually were also part of my sinnoh team, but they originated from RSE. I didnt really get attatched to my pokemon in rse or gsc cos i was still salty over having my yellow cartirdge stolen and losing my starter raichu that i loved. TOOK THIS LONG FOR IT TO HAPPEN AGAIN, EH? *cries forever*

Reaper the male Sneasel (My honorary starter and oldest pokefriend. I miss him the most.. fuck..) (He was like.. kinda sirius black from harry potter? but teenage? and like.. trying to be serious? like, a total goober prankster loveable uncle figure but he wants everyone to think he’s a brooding dark antihero, and gets flustered whenever his true cuteness slips through. He looked like squall from ff8 except with dark skin and sunglasses??) (He was also someone who was a pokemon with human powers, instead of a human with pokemon powers. But he adapted a lot better to human society, he was just like.. pride at being wild? He hated the idea of being captured by a trainer, or now the idea of losing his true self and becoming like those humans he hated. So all his moments of failing to pass as human were more cos he refused to lower himself and do [insert normal thing here], rather than cos he was oblivious like Ore. But he actually did end up getting a soft spot for his trainer and becoming like a dad figure to her, like how mangos was a mom to ore and zene, and gaspar was the grandpa/dad to everyone in general. I had quite a complex set of relationships worked out for everyone!) (oh, and yeah, they had a trainer! cos i mean i was playing the game, of course they did. but it was more like the one token powerless human on a team of magical girls and boys. she just pretended to be their trainer so they could travel around pretending to be normal pokemon when necessary. and they were all bffs and protected her cos she didnt have parents. she was kind of a self insert..) (oh, and reaper’s backstory was that he was one of the shadow pokemon captured by team cipher, and then when he got rescued and purified it somehow gave him superpowers too or something. he was blessed by celebi and was like the chosen hero of that legendary. But he didnt wanna, he just wanted to use his new human feet to go buy booze and stuff XD) (i actually did get him in collosseum and he was my fave and best and i kept him forever and now he’s fucking gone) (fuck) Nether the male Sableye (Basically my oc Malachi?? its been all these years and i just suddenly recently revived his plot concept as his own character in his own original story. I hope maybe now i could do that with all the others in some way, so i dont forget them..) (he was all the same back then, down to dying from being bricked up inside a basement. except he became a magical gijinka instead of a more normal ghost.) (oh and this version had him as an adult instead of a child, and his personality was... vague? he started off as a loki-ish trickster and then was a complete jerk and then was the comic relief and then was a gym leader and blablabla. At one point he was even Reaper’s boyfriend, which is ridiculous now this character is a kid instead! (tho he’s still remained bisexual in honor of that) Funnily enough he was also Reaper’s sworn enemy gary oak rival at some point too!) (Basically he was the least developed personality-wise, so i dont feel bad that i changed him quite a bit as malachi. it doesnt feel like a change and more like i finally figured out what i originally wanted to do with him.)

~ RBY virtual console team ~

aaaargh only just got them and already lost them whyyyy

Chuppy the male Raichu (reincarnation of the first pokemon i ever got on my original Yellow cartridige, which got stolen because kids are ASSHOLES) (i cried for days and i feel like doing it again right now.. how little life changes...) Starlet the female Clefable Gumdrop the Nidoqueen

i didnt even have time to love you enouuuuughhh

i didnt love any of them enough aaaa

god this made me sad

but at least now i wont forget any of those memories

probably??

i dunno how to tag this so i dont forget

[typhlosions]

i answered the rest for no good reason other than tot alk about pokemon while listening to the sov soundtrack

ultra ball: favorite pokemon type definite fire or dragon

level ball: highest level pokemon you've ever raised i got a few 100s but my first was my whimsicott named jesus

lure ball: favorite pokemon you've fished for there is no favorite cause you know i'm fishing for something rare with like 5% encounter rate and i'm dying every single time ESPECIALLY IF IT'S DRATINI IN THE POKEMON SAFARI IN GEN ONE AND IT RUNS AWAY (corpfish)

moon ball: in the pokemo games do you prefer morning or night night more than likely cause it's always day in a million old games. especially if the music changes at night (great example: dppt outside pokemon league at night)

friend ball: favorite rival/companion okay i really like green and his attitude... but also silver and how he grows... cheren and bianca are my friends? BUT HAU IS MY BEST FRIEND

love ball: favorite pokemon TYPHLOSION!

heavy ball: least favorite pokemon i don't... know

sport ball: favorite side activity in the pokemon games gen 3 contest cause it's like some kind of reality show there the way you can work up your appeal while also sabotaging others. it was great. but i love making poffins in gen four. the only time i'm excited to cook myself

timer ball: pokemon that's taken you the longest to catch shadow lugia in pokemon xd gale of darkness... like i didnt even try to catch the legendary birds cause that battle was unforgiving....

net ball: favorite pokemon villains okay but i love them all. i love giovanni cause he's very simple in his goals for team rocket in exploiting pokemon for money and power. i love maxie and archie but they're kind of silly. MORE WATER CAUSE WATER IS GOOD! no. MORE LAND CAUSE LAND IS GOOD. please stop trying to drown and fry the earth. i do like that they feel bad in the end. cyrus and his lack of eyebrows was interesting but honestly i played gen 4 the least/longest since i've replayed it so i don't remember all to much... GHETSIS WAS SO GOOD. like he is just the most vile and i love him for it. let me just take this kid and surround him by only abused pokemon so he'll think humans are shit and never question my ideals! THEN let's put a crown on his head (i'm the real kind tho). god i feel some real hate for him and the fact that he DOESN'T feel bad about what he does either and stays a little shit... lysander... xy i only played through onces but i do like his hair and the *crying* i love pokemon lusamine ALSO made me so angry and i cried i'm happy that lillie was able to believe in herself and not be entirely hurt by her words cause i would have thrown a space rock at her head BE NICE TO YOUR DAMN DAUGHTER. i am a believer in the possibility of gen 1 remakes and seeing lillie and her mom.

dive ball: favorite water route/area in pokemon dragon's den! i love the music and playing crystal the first time and going there was super serioues. i remember having a serious expression on my face as i answered all the questions honestly to get my dratini.

luxury ball: if pokemon were real, would you travel alone or with friends? not really sure. i would more than likely pursue the pokemon league and if my friends wanted to come with me i would be more than happy! but idk... i'd probably tavel alone cause i'd totally be in a "my pace" zone and i would feel bad if i got impatient if someone couldn't keep him... more than likely, i'd be by myself but would meet up with friends often!

quick ball: luckiest pokemon memory a few... oh! one time i was playing crystal and early in the game i encounter raikou and was trying to catch it, but my dad got mad at me for something and he was yelling at me and it was awkward cause my game was still on and i was just holding it... even tho i wasn't playing it or anything while he was yelling, he snatched it from me and since it was the delicate gba cartridge in a gameboy sp it messed up and i didn't save... SO when he was done yelling and i played again, i unknowingly did the same actions before and encounter raikou again and caught it in my first try! also i've won like 10 tumblr give aways and 7 of them were for shiny pokemon

dusk ball: unluckiest pokemon memory about ~70 floors in pokemon mystery dungeon i finally encounter mew .if u don't know mew is only post game in one dungeon and only spawns either with the first pokemon that spawn when the room loads or monster house. also the dungeon sets you to level one (im p sure) and also sets you in with no items. i don't recall if you had to go in alone or not. BUT i finally got a monster house with mew but it didn't join me... i cleared the dungeon without seeing another and i was just tired LOL

cherish ball: best pokemon memory one day my parents went out shopping while i was sleeping during summer and i was home alone. my dog came upstairs into my room even tho she wasn't suppose to and i got up and made pancakes. i gave her a tiny pancake and we watched pokemon.

park ball: worst pokemon memory AFTER A MILLION TIMES OF TRYING i finally beat red in pokemon crystal but we had to go somewhere and i was still going through the credits and couldn't save and my dad was like "you can't take your gameboy" took it from me (what a surprise) and closed it. the battery died and the best part was, my mom didn't know why he didn't let me bring my game cause me and her were sitting in a car waiting for like almost 2 hours :)